Age on other planets
Your age on another planet is your elapsed Earth time divided by that planet's orbital period, the length of its year. Because Mercury orbits the Sun in 88 days, you rack up planetary years fast; on Neptune you have barely had one. Enter your birthday to see your age across the solar system, plus the dates of cosmic milestones like your billion-second birthday.
Mercury
104years
Closest to the Sun, Mercury races around it in just 88 Earth days.
Venus
40.7years
A year on Venus is 225 Earth days, but a single Venusian day is even longer.
Mars
13.3years
Mars takes 687 Earth days to orbit, so its year is nearly double ours.
Jupiter
2.1years
The largest planet plods around the Sun once every 11.9 Earth years.
Saturn
0.9years
One Saturnian year is about 29.5 Earth years, so few of us see a second.
Uranus
0.3years
Tilted on its side, Uranus needs 84 Earth years for a single orbit.
Neptune
0.2years
The most distant planet has logged barely one full orbit since its 1846 discovery.
Heartbeats (≈70 bpm)
922342353
Breaths (≈16 / min)
210821109
You are about 13.3 Mars years old, and your one-billion-second birthday lands on 24 Mar 2033.
A year is not a fixed amount of time. It is one full trip around the Sun, and how long that takes depends entirely on how far out you are. Mercury hugs the Sun on a tight, fast orbit and completes one lap in just under 88 Earth days, so if you measured your age in Mercury years you would be more than four times older than you are on Earth. The outer planets are the mirror image: Saturn takes about 29.5 Earth years for a single orbit, and Neptune needs almost 165. The math here is deliberately simple. We divide the total time you have been alive, measured in Earth days, by each planet's orbital period. That ratio is your age in that planet's years. We do not adjust for the wildly different length of a planet's own day, which is a separate and even stranger story on places like Venus.
A billion seconds sounds like an unreachable number, but it works out to roughly 31.7 Earth years, which means most adults have already passed it without noticing. It is one of the more satisfying milestones to mark precisely, because unlike a birthday it lands on an ordinary Tuesday at an ordinary hour, and you can know the exact date in advance. We compute it by adding one billion seconds to your moment of birth and reading off the resulting calendar date. The tool also tracks the next round day count, like your 10,000th or 20,000th day alive, and your half-birthday, so you always have a small odd anniversary on the horizon to celebrate. If you want the plain calendar version of your age in years, months, and days, the age calculator covers that.
The heartbeat and breath counters are a back-of-the-envelope estimate, not a medical measurement. We assume a steady resting heart rate of about 70 beats per minute and roughly 16 breaths per minute, then multiply by the number of minutes you have been alive. Real rates vary enormously with age, fitness, sleep, exercise, and stress, and an infant's heart beats far faster than an adult's. Treat the figure as a fun order of magnitude rather than a reading you would take to a doctor. The planetary ages are exact given the orbital periods we use, but those periods are themselves rounded sidereal averages, so a few hours of drift over a lifetime is expected and harmless.